"My latte tastes funny"
Oh, I’m sorry, I can remake it for you if you’d like
"It’s like the milk is sour, here taste it"
Oh….I can’t taste your drink. The date says it’s good for a few more days but I’ll taste the milk by itself….
….yep that is some bad milk….I am so sorry let me get you a new drink from a new jug of milk, that I’ll try before I make your drink.
"What can I get with a mocha?"
What do you mean?
"Like how many different ways can you make one?"
….hot, iced, mocha frap -which isn’t quiiiite the same-….and I guess we can add any of our syrups, you can get it with or without whipped cream?
"Oh ok, haha. I’ll get one with caramel"
(she wanted to try something different, and I’m glad we found something for her, but I was really confused when she asked how many different ways I could make a mocha)
Hot Chai Latte at EXACTLY 138*
Seriously? Like seriously?
How about you take the damn chai that’s not quite 138 but not quite hot enough to stop my steam wand.
And drink it.
So secret, even the baristas don’t know it.
Going to the grocery store and accidentally grabbing 5 milks from the fridge out of habit
I appreciate the business of the stores in the shopping center who come in with their $10+ orders.
I don’t appreciate their high and mighty attitudes though. They have a big order but are no more important than any other customer.
This girl had six drinks, two of them fraps. I handed off the last two (the fraps) and was about to turn to get the next order’s drink in the blender. The girl with the big order then asked for two venti ice waters.
I smiled and said “Sure, let me just get this drink started, he’s been waiting a while”
I got the ice waters, and was putting the lids on and said, “So next time if you want to get ice water it would be really cool if you ordered it with your other drinks, it just makes everything faster and more efficient.”
-“Oh ok I didn’t know that”
"Yeah everything just flows better"
-“Oh ok and what was your name?”
Really? Why was my name necessary?
|me:||hi! I'll be with you in just a second|
|customer:||ok I want a grande mocha frap-|
|me:||but for real shut the fuck up I'll be there in a second|