Reasons Your Cashier Hates You

**This is a retail RANT blog** I've been in retail for almost seven years, I've seen a lot and people still surprise me. I have a potty mouth, so if that is an issue I don't recommend you follow my blog. I work at a book store. I love asks and submissions!
Anonymous asked: So, I'm the "frappe" anon...I was just asking how you would pronounce the word. I'm a former barista myself, and I appreciate how irritating it is when customers don't refer to the frappuccino as a frappuccino. All I was asking was about whether it was calling it a "frap" or a "frappé" that pissed you off so much. I was genuinely curious about which pronunciation you normally hear from customers. I'm not sure why you needed to respond that way.




I didn’t mean for it to come off as combative. I just make it a point to always reply “frappuccino” when a customer orders a “Frap” or a “frappé”. Sometimes to the extent of sounding downright passive-aggressive about it. I even once had a customer ask me “What’s the difference between a frappuccino and a frappé?” to which I replied “Well, for one, a frappé is a drink made at McDonalds and they just push a button on a machine. A frappuccino is a Starbucks beverage that’s hand-crafted.”

Hey, we don’t just push a button! We push two!

(One to select and one for the size).

Lmao you’re my favorite

britnicthom asked: what is your take on when customers order just lemonade? And how would that be priced? Because some lady at my Starbucks flipped out about what we wanted to charge her and how we made it. Its not a regular drink on the menu and the classic excuse she used "Well, the other Starbucks did it for me..." ugh.



She’s actually right. It’s on the “Other” page where the Caramel Apple Spice, hot chocolate, and fizzios are. We usually ask if they want ice or not (some don’t) and we charge them according to the size they request.

I have looked for it on my B&N cafe screen and do not see it. We have bottled lemonade though so I try to suggest that.

Sorry guys

I’m just really depressed :(


So apparently iCloud was hacked and pretty much every female celebrity’s nudes were leaked. I’d like to remind my followers not to post them, because they’re supposed to be private, and just because some asshole leaked them doesn’t mean you should make it worse by spreading them around.

(via notarealbarista)

Two days off in a row

And my boyfriend spends the entire weekend with his friends

That’s cool, it’s not like I never get weekends off anymore. And it’s not like weekends are pretty much our only time together.

This makes me not want to do anything for our four year anniversary in two weeks. If he isn’t planning anything then fuck it. I’m tired of being the one who asks him out on dates and being the one who tries to make him feel special.

No, Because Fuck You. #001: →


A family walks in.
Party of 6.

The man that I assume to be the dad just looks like a dick.
Lo and behold, he’s a gargantuan cockface.

Me: “Hi, How’re you today, Sir?”

Cockface: “6. Booth.”

Me: “6? That’s a weird way to feel!”


Me in my head: “I hope you choke to death in…

A bit of advice.


If you aren’t intelligent, at least be funny. If you are neither, kindly escort yourself out.


There was a lady that was all pissed off and rude at work today, and she was trying to weave in and out of other customers by shoving them out of the way and she ended up splitting her pants open it was hilarious.




how do boys actually dry their ducks after they shower like

do you just grab it in the towel and roll it between your hands like a dough snake

or do you swing it around to air dry

I need to know


I feel like this was all one big misunderstanding but idk that’s a cute duck

(Source: officialkrudd, via songoscaresmiroku)

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