When someone is putting in the very audible unlock code into the breakroom door to get in, and you’re on the other side you should do one of two things:
1. Open the door for the person and let them enter, and then you may exit.
2. Step back from the door and let the person enter since they do not know you’re on the other side.
1. Stand in the doorway, and try to get out first.
Recently my local humane society posted on Facebook that they’re looking for people to fill some job openings.
I love animals.
These positions pay SO well.
I want to apply, but I’ve worked so hard to get to where I am at my current job (very cross trained, very valuable, and being considered for a promotion). I would hate to throw it away for something I’m not sure about.
Even their seasonal position (Kitten care) pays SO well.
shout out to all of the custodians, cooks, garbage truck drivers, cafeteria workers, bus drivers, waiters, and every one else whose jobs and entire fucking existences get shit on by the same people who wouldn’t know what to do with their lives if they had to do anything for themselves
When the person ordering a cake says they make cakes too “just like you”, and you look at their site and its like:
And you’re like:
So in honor of batman day yesterday we gave away free stuff; posters, pins, bookmarks, bags and of course the special edition comic.
We were trying to set up the table and people were gathering around me. Thankfully they were patient enough to wait until I said they could start getting stuff before they grabbed at the table.
I don’t do well with crowds and I had a little anxiety with all those people around me. I felt like they were going to crush me. Had they charged me I would have gone into a panic.
A guy came up and had the nerve to ask “is this it?” Fuck yeah this is it, we don’t have to give free shit away
I was catwoman. I couldn’t get a mask painted on too well like I wanted so I opted to do over exaggerated eyes instead.
It worked out very well and I loved my eyes, and a lot of people asked me how I did them so well (those babies were flawless).
A few people did ask me why I was dressed up, if I was dressed up for comic con and if I was going to comic con.
wow my brother was telling me this joke and he said
"if you’re fighting with a woman and she pulls a knife on you, just pull out the bread and cheese and meat and her womanly instincts will kick in and she’ll just make you a sandwich"
then all of a sudden our mom emerges from the kitchen holding a huge ass knife and she approaches my brother asking “sorry what was that?” and he started screaming
100000000 points to mom.