Reasons Your Cashier Hates You

**This is a retail RANT blog** I've been in retail for almost seven years, I've seen a lot and people still surprise me. I have a potty mouth, so if that is an issue I don't recommend you follow my blog. I work at a book store. I love asks and submissions!
Anonymous asked: This customer on yelp wrote a review naming everyone but me as her favorites. Fuck me for not pretending to want to be your buddy. This girl ALWAYS pulls up with a pissy attitude if she had to wait in line or her drink isn't ready. Screw it, I'm glad she didn't name me, why the fuck would I want to be one of her favorites and kiss her ass?



I want to be called out on Yelp! I need to figure out how to make this happen.

I’ve been called out on Yelp! For a nice review.

At least I couldn’t /find/ and negative ones.

ichbineinkrapfen asked: At my coffee shop we have a semi-automatic machine which of course means that espresso drinks will come out slower than the local Starbucks that have fully automatic ones. But despite that I have customers get really mad at us when their drinks aren't coming out fast enough. One time a guy got his Americano (who continuously asked for his drink) and spat at my manager "I thought I ordered a simple drink" And yes asshole, it is simple but it has to be made AFTER All the drinks in front of it. Ugh



Isn’t it great when customers think they’re so special that we’ll make their drinks before everyone else’s?

Usually said by someone who is about to make a valid point while simultaneously asking you a rhetorical question (via cyberqueer)

(Source: volumesofsilence, via fmlsandwichartist-stories)

Ok so why the fuck…..

You know that’s stealing, right?

My duckling didn’t know any better, and my actions should have been more firm.

Customers who work in the shopping center ordered a couple of drinks (I was on bar, duckling was on reg) and they had apparently asked for a tall cup with nothing in it. I remember hearing someone say “No that’s ok I don’t need a lid”. Duckling said they pointed at the bar and she thought the person just wanted a bigger cup for water (we have a water pitcher on the condiment bar.


I was finishing the first drink and the one with purple hair asked for the half and half to be filled. It hadn’t been filled for a couple of hours so I thought it was just empty when she got to it so I filled it. I was finishing the second drink and I looked up and she had the tall cup (which I didn’t know duckling had just given her until I approached her later) filled to the middle line with half and half.

"Wooooah guys, if you want that much half and half you’re going to have to PAY for it next time ok?"

They ignored me, and their body language told me they knew they got caught and were trying to get out ASAP

I should have walked over there, taken it away and made them pay for it.

How would I even charge? Tall milk add breve?


It’s just a flesh wound.

The single greatest scene in cinematic history.

(via songoscaresmiroku)

I struggle with opening up to friends about how I'm feeling.. →


because most of my friends are either dealing with a lot of things, have mental health problems of their own, or they’re really happy and bubbly and I don’t want to weight them down with my problems. I don’t want to be that “dark cloud” friend. I also don’t want to be the friend that everyone is…

I know it’s hard opening up, but I wanted to remind you that you can always talk to me :) even a little chit chat, you don’t have to feel like the dark cloud friend with me.


I think Andy may have realised that his animal is of the stuffed variety.

(via giraffewrangler)

Watching Deathly Hallows part 2

I have a confession to make

I never finished the book

I’ve seen the movies, all of them

But I never got to finish book seven

So l did a turnaround, I closed last night and had to come in and open this morning.

I thought it was going to suck. And for a bit it kind of did. Thankfully we didn’t get terribly busy until after we got more people on bar. It was consistent but I realized that I now have to go over expediting the line with all my ducklings.

I had a hard time leaving today, it was busy and the boys were doing trash and dishes (which did need to get done but dishes probably could have waited). Not only that but I really just didn’t want to leave.

I went back after I clocked out to get some water and all four of them just kind of looked at me like “do you really have to go?” And one of them said “please don’t leave”

I told them to stop staring at me like that.

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