Lmao you’re my favorite
I didn’t mean for it to come off as combative. I just make it a point to always reply “frappuccino” when a customer orders a “Frap” or a “frappé”. Sometimes to the extent of sounding downright passive-aggressive about it. I even once had a customer ask me “What’s the difference between a frappuccino and a frappé?” to which I replied “Well, for one, a frappé is a drink made at McDonalds and they just push a button on a machine. A frappuccino is a Starbucks beverage that’s hand-crafted.”
Hey, we don’t just push a button! We push two!
(One to select and one for the size).
She’s actually right. It’s on the “Other” page where the Caramel Apple Spice, hot chocolate, and fizzios are. We usually ask if they want ice or not (some don’t) and we charge them according to the size they request.
I have looked for it on my B&N cafe screen and do not see it. We have bottled lemonade though so I try to suggest that.
So apparently iCloud was hacked and pretty much every female celebrity’s nudes were leaked. I’d like to remind my followers not to post them, because they’re supposed to be private, and just because some asshole leaked them doesn’t mean you should make it worse by spreading them around.
And my boyfriend spends the entire weekend with his friends
That’s cool, it’s not like I never get weekends off anymore. And it’s not like weekends are pretty much our only time together.
This makes me not want to do anything for our four year anniversary in two weeks. If he isn’t planning anything then fuck it. I’m tired of being the one who asks him out on dates and being the one who tries to make him feel special.
A family walks in.
Party of 6.
The man that I assume to be the dad just looks like a dick.
Lo and behold, he’s a gargantuan cockface.
Me: “Hi, How’re you today, Sir?”
Cockface: “6. Booth.”
Me: “6? That’s a weird way to feel!”
Me in my head: “I hope you choke to death in…
If you aren’t intelligent, at least be funny. If you are neither, kindly escort yourself out.
There was a lady that was all pissed off and rude at work today, and she was trying to weave in and out of other customers by shoving them out of the way and she ended up splitting her pants open it was hilarious.
how do boys actually dry their ducks after they shower like
do you just grab it in the towel and roll it between your hands like a dough snake
or do you swing it around to air dry
I need to know
I feel like this was all one big misunderstanding but idk that’s a cute duck