call STARBUCKS corporate
and tell them how
their store in the BARNES AND NOBLE "refused" to make the pour-over that they did not have the physical capability to make in the first place
you go on and do that
It’s confusing in my area because apparently there’s a store near me with an actual Starbucks in it.
Bless you, you beautiful soul
When I try to interact with my gecko….sure she walks on my hand but aside from that she doesn’t want much to do with me. But as soon as I lay down on my bed she gives me this sad look like “hey why did you go away?”
Anon: “i want to show you a youtube link but i don’t know how since you cant send links via ask. it’s the cellblock tango but waitress version. i feel like the cashiers should do their own version !”
Shout out to the lady who ignored my deer in the headlights expression and continued to ask me questions about flowers as she walked away.
I am done speaking with squirrels - Vine by JEROME JARRE
THE WAY HE SAYS SQUIRREL I CAN’T
If you provide the recipe instead of simply saying “Hi can I have a skinny-caramel-cotton-candy-mocha-fun-time-butter-beer-twilight-fairy-dust-candy-crush-swirl-latte” then I don’t mind. If you can say exactly what you want upon ordering, without rolling your eyes or getting annoyed because I’ve never heard of your Starbucks fan-fiction drink, then I will happily make it for you.
"Starbucks fan-fiction drink" is my new favorite term. Thank you.